How do I download movies again? In 2018?

Nobody does that anymore, you say.
Everyone nowadays streams netflixes and amazons and shit on their iphones and hipstertablets or actually buys it because he’s afraid of being a pirate.
But I’m neither – I just wanted to grab a movie, the old fashioned way.
I’ve been a pirate since 2001 and am always willing to set sails.

So I went and looked for a zippyshare DDL, to no avail.
Then I went for a uloz DDL, to no avail.
The movie in question is Kingsman in BD 1080p, h264 in German.
So I consulted my ALT and got a release but without a Webseed, so nope to that.
My way took me to a gas station where I wanted to buy a PSC for a 3months S-O account, but OH WOW, the limit had exceeded.
On Sunday.
In a small city.
Fuck you, whoever you are.

S-O doesn’t accept paypal, neither does ul.to so I couldn’t get a premium there without a PSC. Fuck.
Okay, time to buy a multihost account that is surely able to grab it from some hoster!
Or so I thought… premiumize doesn’t take ul.to nor share-online, so I tried grabbing NZBs which turned out to be fake files – whee.
After closing about 50 open tabs with dead ends, I gave it a last try: Amazon Prime!
And see, the movie isn’t included in my amazon prime account.
Fuck this shit, for fucks sake.

I’m utterly disappointed and mad now.
Kinox lastly delivered again and I can finally enjoy my movie on some random openload stream after looking for a mere two seconds. (in SD… reencoded and bitratestarved.. great).
I hate everyone who buys PSCs on SUNDAYS, I hate PREMIUMFUCKERY, AMAZON and MULTIHOSTERS! Everything related needs to die the fuck out or burn in hell for making my Sunday evening – after THREE DOUBLE SHIFTS – THIS UNCOMFORTABLE!
FUCK!
You people need to die!

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Shuffle BDs 07-12

I suppose I should mention a few things with this.
Silly me hasn’t checked the episodes for an existing OPED-TL (which did exist), so episodes 01-06 get a v2; which results in the fabulous birth of the wonderful filename “[Tsundere] Shuffle (v2) – 01v2 […].mkv” and so on.
The full batch will also include ep00, the Prologue, using Kira’s subs as base.
No idea why they would release this in 1080p with aac audio, but yep.
I’m also working on a new set of banners featuring other tsundere guest appearances but it’ll take me a while to come up with a neat way of displaying those.

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ItsuTen BDs 02

When I first worked on the episode script, timing it took me rougly two hours because the raw was set-up with one keyframe per 10s and I had no idea what to do aside from manually going through each frame to look for scenechanges after rough-timing.
This episode was also when tp7 joined us for the project as encoder.
I’m still waiting for Bakemono!
It appears that ‘we’ discovered how to do gradients, however, the result was bad.
Since e02 is the first ep with an OPED, I changed the fonts a little to make it look less terrible.
The rest was pretty much straight.

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ItsuTen BDs 01

Taito has been really sleepy lately, and keeps dreaming of a female vampire who says she has given him her “poison.”
Sometimes he even thinks he hears her voice when he’s awake.
But after surviving an accident that should have killed him, Taito’s world changes drastically and he realizes that his dreams are more real than he thought.

Gentlemen!
It’s the 8th of July 2011 and fansubbing, crymore and 30mb WRs are still a thing.
A series named Itsuka Tenma no Kuro Usagi has just aired the first episode and we (Oosran, Samu-tan, animegio, Kim_Pine and me) at #Derp-Subs are eagerly working on a script.
I have no idea about fansubbing what so ever, passfiles are unknown to me and I like to typeset with Times New Roman and Chinacat (however, it seems I already knew about vectors & manual fbf).
I’m also 21, drunk on cheap white wine and an it-student, skipping courses because ANIMU.
July 9th, the first release pops up; we all feel very fabulous.
August 10th, 2014: Squiggy releases ep1+2 on BD but doesn’t feel fabulous.
October 26th, 2018: Squiggy releases a completely redone BDrip of episode 1 and feels fabulous.
The script is almost entirely retimed, signs are redone (although I have no idea how to do perspectives anymore – maybe v2/batch) and the video is way better than the last time.
I’ll do it KxS-like, releasing this one by one, because I’m lazy as fuck and ItsuTen is effort.
The project will also include the ItsuTen x LOLH OVA which will serve as a ‘bridge’ to LOLH.
I-It’s not like I’m doing this for you leechers anyways!
I’m… j-just being nostalgic, so shut up!

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>twitter

Okay, here’s a fun one.
I came up with the thought of adding a twitter to this project because reasons, so I went to see whether “Squiggy” was already taken – which it was.
What do we do now? Try to register using my russian email account… yay.
Turns out that said email adress is already taken and used by said imposter Squiggy, which is literally impossible because I change passwords on a weekly base.
For lols, I clicked the “Forgot Password” option and actually received the mail to reset my password on my russian account.
While debating the fun of snapping away his account and possiblity of being locked out, I called it a day and went to sleep without doing anything.

The following day (today), I registered a new account with one of my gmails using “ActuallySquiggy” as username and while I’m in the middle of setting up my profile, my account got locked out and now twatter wants my phone number to verify my identity.
Maybe they didn’t like my gmail-username TOTALLYNOTSQUIGGY…

You know what?
Fuck that shit, fuck twitter, fagbook, whorestagram and every fuckface social media site out there.
We’re better off without these I guess.